From L.A. to TN...there ARE differences in the South...

...so, I just went to my first "Neighborhood Watch" meeting...



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Merry Christmas...badaboo...and DOWAP!

My favorite chuckle for the holiday season... if this doesn't get you into the holiday spirit, nothing will!
Now get out there and ... shop!

Copy this path, paste it in your browser, click and have a merry!!!
http://gpsinformation.info/main/merryxmas.swf

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Survival Guide for the Clueless

I HAD to pass this on.
Guys...please commit to memory.
gals...stop laughing...you know it's true.

EIGHT WORDS WOMEN USE
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, THIS MEANS HALF AN HOUR.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: Warning! Warning! This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
NOTE! Arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE.
Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That's Okay: THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS STATEMENTS A WOMAN CAN MAKE TO A MAN. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, DO NOT QUESTION, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...trust me.

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Taxpayers: Choking on Pork

Get out your calculators and burn the numbers 'cause the taxpayer is on the hook: With interest, the Stimulus Package that just went through exceeds 1.6 trillion dollars...and we get the bill! That's $80,000 per household in new taxes to pay for this monstrosity and now we're hit with a staggering budget (do I smell even more taxes?)

It appears our new US president has broken a campaign promise..."NO EARMARKS when I'm President".
...so what's with the over-8,000 earmarks in the stimulus package? Could Double-Speak be back in Washington?
UPDATE: The current administration's deficit spending is ballooning. NOW, a family of 3 owes the federal government $116,155.39 in taxes.

Smile!...you've been porked.

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